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I write books, I code, I make music.

You may ask, why am I so full of myself? Good question, and I guess you should ask why someone so full of themselves would care what you think? Now you have an answer.

I've written tons of code. Some of it is here, most of it is in dead software at dead companies. I used to enjoy writing software for other people, but now I enjoy writing it for myself only.

I make music and record my practice sessions. Honestly I don't give a fuck if you like it or not. I do it because it makes me happy and it's fun.

Yes I say "fuck", and quite a lot of "bad words", mostly because it's funny to watch you shit your pants at them. It's not like you're going to give me a job so fuck it, I'll say fuck. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck^* ^*Did I mention? fuck

I also build

guitars

I use my skills at electronics and woodworking to build instruments I want to play. I play them in most of my music.

I write books that teach people what I know about computers. A lot of people have learned to code from them, so if you want to learn to code, go read one. I am much nicer in my books and they are PG-13.

I write essays and rants that entertain people. I may start writing fiction soon too. It may have music in it.